Original: $65.99
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$23.10The Story
Smooth as a secret and just as unsettling.
The Paradonite Velvet Princess Midi Dress draws from Black Paradox, where teeth become currency and souls are polished into profit. Faces drift through mineral blues and electric pinks, embedded like enamel memories beneath the surface. Cut in a flattering midi silhouette and crafted from our super strokable, glossy velvet, it feels luxurious in a way that’s slightly wrong… which is exactly the point of that velvet midi dress.
Soft, luminous, and quietly disturbing. Capitalism never looked so pretty.
Why It Catches Your Eye 👁️:
- Faces trapped in mineral blues and neon pinks, like souls suspended in enamel
- High-Contrast colours that shimmer against our super strokable, shiny Velvet fabric
- The print reads beautiful first… unsettling second. Then it stays with you
- That glossy finish pulls light the way polished teeth pull value
- Pockets for your dental floss
- Soft from afar, disturbing up close. Exactly how it’s meant to be
Composition & How to Keep it Awesome:
- 90% Polyester, 10% Elastane
- Cold machine wash
Designed and made at BMHQ in Australia
Who's Rockin this Look?
- Rino is a size Aus 8 and is wearing size XS
- Height: 5’8”
Key Measurements
We measure each item laid flat and unstretched, so just keep in mind that the final measurements will be different when tried on!


Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Smooth as a secret and just as unsettling.
The Paradonite Velvet Princess Midi Dress draws from Black Paradox, where teeth become currency and souls are polished into profit. Faces drift through mineral blues and electric pinks, embedded like enamel memories beneath the surface. Cut in a flattering midi silhouette and crafted from our super strokable, glossy velvet, it feels luxurious in a way that’s slightly wrong… which is exactly the point of that velvet midi dress.
Soft, luminous, and quietly disturbing. Capitalism never looked so pretty.
Why It Catches Your Eye 👁️:
- Faces trapped in mineral blues and neon pinks, like souls suspended in enamel
- High-Contrast colours that shimmer against our super strokable, shiny Velvet fabric
- The print reads beautiful first… unsettling second. Then it stays with you
- That glossy finish pulls light the way polished teeth pull value
- Pockets for your dental floss
- Soft from afar, disturbing up close. Exactly how it’s meant to be
Composition & How to Keep it Awesome:
- 90% Polyester, 10% Elastane
- Cold machine wash
Designed and made at BMHQ in Australia
Who's Rockin this Look?
- Rino is a size Aus 8 and is wearing size XS
- Height: 5’8”
Key Measurements
We measure each item laid flat and unstretched, so just keep in mind that the final measurements will be different when tried on!

























